Most of your 40 points about quality healthcare and education, clean air, safer streets, offices, and classrooms are just nowhere near as important a priority as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdR0rA9VBrI&feature=related
PS We learned in class that these self-destruct mechanisms designed to "reduce collateral damage" work about as well as the Popcorn function on your microwave.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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I enjoyed the way the Textron ad maintains the same production values and narrative tone that you might find on late-night infomercials like "the wonder blade" or "chop magic."
ReplyDeleteI will admit that if I am in charge of these contracts, the big selling point here is being "in-inventory." No need to wait to blow the shit out of whatever the fuck the infrared laser decides should be targeted.
I think "limiting collateral damage" is code for anything with a pulse or a motor will be blown the fuck up.
Yeah the crappy text intro and war-masturbation synthesizer scoring did make me think of either infomercial or the news scenes from Robocop and Total Recall.
ReplyDeleteScary to think we are now living in a society that Paul Verhoeven could have dreamed up.
I strongly urge that we not be dazzled by the PowerPoint wizardry and high production values of Textron, and instead focus our efforts on more comically potent ordnance, such as this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5mqgtXoIxs